A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

What country can make you shiver?

Can you name an animal whose killing cannot be performed without spilling your own blood?

It begins where the time ends.
Its second is an expression of surprise.
Its third is a question.
Its fourth is urinate.
It ends with a drink.

Which country it is?

Why is it very easy to weigh a fish?

When is the top of a mountain similar to a savings account?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

A blonde put eyeliner on her head. Why?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

John killed hundreds of people mercilessly and yet the police were not able to put her behind the bars. Why?