A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

What can go up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?

Who always enjoys poor health?

My friends called me Iron59 because my parents are a chemist and a mathematician. What is my real name?

What always comes into a house through the keyhole?

What kind of storm is always in a rush?

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

What part of the chicken has the most feathers?

What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?