A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

If two's company, and three's a crowd, then whats four and five ?

Two-person want to cross a river. Only one boat is present on the riverside that can carry only one person at a time.

However, they still manage to cross the river. How is it possible?

What number when divided in half becomes zero?

What can you see in the middle of March and April that you can never see in any other month?

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

Buy me, smell me or deliver me, I do not change.

Who am I?

What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see? What is it?

I got a bee but no honey.
got an eye but am still blind.
got a sea but no water.
got a tea but no coffee.
got a why but no answer.

What Am I?

A word I know,
Six letters contain,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.