A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

Rearrange the letters in "new door" to make one word.

What kind of band never plays music?

What is the last thing you take off before bed?

What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

A seven-year-old kid challenged his classmates that he can make the number one disappear by adding something to it.

How can he do that?

Who always enjoys poor health?

When can we add 2 to 11 and get 1 as the correct answer?