A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Which Travels Faster? Solve below famous picture riddle:

A donkey is behind another donkey
I'm behind that second donkey
But there is a whole nation behind me

It is a murder you can describe in a word.

I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?

10+10 and 11+11 can give you the same answer.

Explain how?

A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?