A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

Which is the rope you never skip with?

I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

I am a type of room you cannot enter or leave. Raised from the ground below, I could be poisonous or a delicious treat. What am I?

A word I know,
Six letters contain,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.

Doctor Alex and a bus driver John are both in love with the same woman named Olivia. The bus driver need to go for a long trip of 10 days, Before he left he gave Olivia 10 apples.

What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?

The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?

Can you count the number of seconds in a year?

Clue: You need to bother about calculation.