Why is Saturday stronger than Monday?

I always drive my customer away.

Who am I?

Two batsman each on 94 runs. Seven runs needed to win in last 3 balls. Both make 100*. How?

Why did Buffon take the goal with him after every Juventus match?

There is a movie name hidden in the picture that is attached with this question. Can you find out which movie is it?

There are people and strange monkeys on this island, and you can not tell who is who (Edit: until you understand what they said - see below). They speak either only the truth or only lies.
Who are the following two guys?
A: B is a lying monkey. I am human.
B: A is telling the truth.

I am the beginning of everything, the end of everywhere. I'm the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. What am I?

How many times can you subtract the number two from the number fifty?

John went to buy some expensive, foreign chocolates. He only had Rs 100 with him. When he reached the shop, he got out and know that on those chocolates, there was a 15% import duty and 5% VAT.

How much worth chocolate should he buy so that he can accommodate it in Rs 100?

With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?