Why is Saturday stronger than Monday?

How can you make a TV, a bed, a dog, and a car liquid?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

I cannot talk, but I always reply when spoken to. What am I?

You’ll find me on Mercury, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, and Uranus. But never Neptune, or Venus. What am I?

What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see? What is it?

Forwards I am heavy, backward I am not. What am I?

A bank customer had $100 in his account. He then made 6 withdrawals. He kept a record of these withdrawals, and the balance remaining in the account, as follows:

Withdrawals Balance left
$50 $50
$25 $25
$10 $15
$8 $7
$5 $2
$2 $0
----- -----
$100 $99

Why are the Totals not tallying?

You are stuck on an island where you have nothing. You find four pieces of paper somewhere on the island. What will be your strategy to escape from the island safely?

PS: No other resource is available to you on the island, neither can you build anything.

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)