Why is Saturday stronger than Monday?

You are on a Boat in the mid of a river. You have two cigarettes with you. One of these two you have to light, how will you light the cigarette?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

What is the end of everything?

By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?

Where do fish keep their money?

I am five letter word that is under you.
If you remove my 1st letter, then I am over you.
If you remove my 1st and 2nd letters then I am all around you.

Who am I?

Women do it once a year after they turn 19 but men get to do it only once in a lifetime. What is it?

Buy me, smell me or deliver me, I do not change.

Who am I?

Most people think of me as money. But when they find me in the water, they won’t get any money out of me. What am I?