Why is Saturday stronger than Monday?

What 5-letter word typed in all capital letters can be read the same upside down?

Why did the Girl throw the butter out of the window?

What can you see in the middle of March and April that you can never see in any other month?

Why is the longest human nose just 11 inches?

On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

There are forty elephants and they have forty-fore heads. How can this be possible?

A bomb exploded in a room full of married couples and no one died. How?

I can turn polar bears white.
I can make anyone dance.
I can make everyone cry
I can make your hands clap
I can make you thin.
I can make you smile.
I can make you smile

Can you guess the riddle?

By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?