How many minutes are there in Feb 2017?

Note: The shortest answer is the correct answer.

A police officer was passing by when he saw a guy hiding. He walked up to him and genially asked, "What is your name?"

"Shut up!" the boy responded.

"Where are your manners?" asked the outraged police officer.

"Up that tree," said the boy discourteously, directing to a neighbouring tree.

You're looking for trouble, aren't you?" said the police officer.

"No, trouble is looking for me!" the boy answered solemnly.

Why is the boy behaving like this?

What kind of band never plays music?

A woman who works in a sweet shop has a measurement of 32-26-36, is 5"4" tall, and wears size "6" shoes. What do you think she weighs?

It's a protector.
It sits on a bridge.
One individual can see directly through it, while others wonder what it hides.

What is it?

I am quite hot but become too cold if you remove the first two letters. What am I?

Why are televisions attracted to people?

What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?

I can be made.
I can be cracked.
I can be told.
I can be played.

Who am I?

Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?