How many minutes are there in Feb 2017?

Note: The shortest answer is the correct answer.

What do you get if you add 2 to 100 four times?

What four weights can be used to balance from 1 to 30 pounds?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

If you were to put a coin into an empty bottle and then insert a cork into the neck, how could you remove the coin without taking out the cork or breaking the bottle?

A chess tournament is taking place on knock-out terms (the one who loses the match is out of the game).
(a) If 10 matches are played in total, how many players participated?
(b) If 20 players took part in the tournament, how many matches were played?

I am sure no one can have two things for dinner. what are they?

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

I am a mother. However, I never give birth.

I am a father. However, I never nurse my children.

Wandering is not possible for me, but standing still happens occurs rarely.

Who am I?

Solve the alphametic puzzle by replacing the alphabet with the number.

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