What country can make you shiver?

What does an Island and the letter T have in common?

He runs but never walks. Murmurs, but never talks. Has a bed, but never sleeps. And has a mouth, but never eats?

What kind of band never plays music?

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

Prove that twice of ten is the same as twice of eleven.

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

A word I know,
Six letters contain,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.

You are a thief and you are being punished for your crime. People have tied your head down on a tree with a rope that has been anchored in the ground. A candle is burning below the rope which is slowly burning it away. Just below your head, a Lion has been left loose and is waiting for you to drop down on the ground so he can have you as his lunch.

You have to survive the scenario. How will you do it?