What country can make you shiver?

What has a bottom at the top?

On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

John is the son of Jacob.
So,
Jacob is the_____of John's father?

Why are all black people so quick ?

Two-person want to cross a river. Only one boat is present on the riverside that can carry only one person at a time.

However, they still manage to cross the river. How is it possible?

Most people think of me as money. But when they find me in the water, they won’t get any money out of me. What am I?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

You bought me for dinner but never eat me. What am I?