How is the moon similar to a dollar?

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

How is a fly different from a mosquito?

John is the son of Jacob.
So,
Jacob is the_____of John's father?

In a picnic session, a footballer was practicing. During his play, he busted lips and ears and broke ribs and thighs. However, he was still able to play a professional match on the very next day.



How can this be possible?

I am sure no one can have two things for dinner. what are they?

Make a sentence consisting of three words that have the whole alphabet.

Look at me. I can bring a smile to your face, A tear to your eye, Or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I?

I got a bee but no honey.
got an eye but am still blind.
got a sea but no water.
got a tea but no coffee.
got a why but no answer.

What Am I?