How is the moon similar to a dollar?

If two's company, and three's a crowd, then whats four and five ?

You are a thief and you are being punished for your crime. People have tied your head down on a tree with a rope that has been anchored in the ground. A candle is burning below the rope which is slowly burning it away. Just below your head, a Lion has been left loose and is waiting for you to drop down on the ground so he can have you as his lunch.

You have to survive the scenario. How will you do it?

The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?

There are forty elephants and they have forty-fore heads. How can this be possible?

The peacock is a bird that does not lay eggs. How do they get baby peacocks?

I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?

What's the best place to go shopping in the ocean?

What type of tree can I carry in my hand?

Which is the rope you never skip with?