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Can you tell us the current time?

When we see 2 but call 10?

John is the son of Jacob.
So,
Jacob is the_____of John's father?

What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?

A bomb exploded in a room full of married couples and no one died. How?

You are a thief and you are being punished for your crime. People have tied your head down on a tree with a rope that has been anchored in the ground. A candle is burning below the rope which is slowly burning it away. Just below your head, a Lion has been left loose and is waiting for you to drop down on the ground so he can have you as his lunch.

You have to survive the scenario. How will you do it?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

There was a strange boy who was born before his father. How can this be possible?

10+10 and 11+11 can give you the same answer.

Explain how?

A sea diver is a real show-off. He showed everyone that he can hold his breath underwater for 15 minutes.

I went to the diver and told him that I can be underwater for double the time i.e 30 minutes.
He responded that he will give me 100$ if I would be able to do it. I won 100$.

What did I do?