The current time can be represented by below textual rebus.

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Can you tell us the current time?

It begins where the time ends.
Its second is an expression of surprise.
Its third is a question.
Its fourth is urinate.
It ends with a drink.

Which country it is?

A bank customer had $100 in his account. He then made 6 withdrawals. He kept a record of these withdrawals, and the balance remaining in the account, as follows:

Withdrawals Balance left
$50 $50
$25 $25
$10 $15
$8 $7
$5 $2
$2 $0
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$100 $99

Why are the Totals not tallying?

What is the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

I am sure no one can have two things for dinner. what are they?

Bay of Bengal is in which state?

What's the only room from which no one can enter or leave

If two's company, and three's a crowd, then whats four and five ?

A word I know,
Six letters contain,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.