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On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

How is the moon similar to a dollar?

What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?

There was once a college that offered a class on probability applied to the real world. The class was relatively easy, but there was a catch. There were no homework assignments or tests, but there was a final exam that would have only one question on it. When everyone received the test paper it was a blank sheet of paper with a solitary question on it: 'What is the risk?'.Most students were able to pass, but only one student received 100% for the class! Even stranger was that he only wrote down one word!
What did he write?

81 x 9 = 801. What must you do to make the this equation true?

What type of tree can I carry in my hand?

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Why is it very easy to weigh a fish?

A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?