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A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

I am sure no one can have two things for dinner. what are they?

What can go up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?

What type of tree can I carry in my hand?

A word I know,
Six letters contain,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.

A man has a barrel filled with oil that weighs 100 pounds, and then he puts something into it. Now the barrel weighs less than 100 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?

A bomb exploded in a room full of married couples and no one died. How?

Can you start the fire using two pieces of wood?

How many words can a pen with half refill write?