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Can you tell us the current time?

A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

What can go up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?

What number when divided in half becomes zero?

I am sure no one can have two things for dinner. what are they?

A man has a barrel filled with oil that weighs 100 pounds, and then he puts something into it. Now the barrel weighs less than 100 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?

Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?

Can you count the number of seconds in a year?

Clue: You need to bother about calculation.

What does an Island and the letter T have in common?

How can you make a TV, a bed, a dog, and a car liquid?