Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?

What does an Island and the letter T have in common?

What has a bottom at the top?

A sea diver is a real show-off. He showed everyone that he can hold his breath underwater for 15 minutes.

I went to the diver and told him that I can be underwater for double the time i.e 30 minutes.
He responded that he will give me 100$ if I would be able to do it. I won 100$.

What did I do?

You’ll find me on Mercury, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, and Uranus. But never Neptune, or Venus. What am I?

A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

How is the moon similar to a dollar?

81 x 9 = 801. What must you do to make the this equation true?

What kind of band never plays music?

A cat had three kittens: Snophy, Topsy and Jorden. What was the mother's name?