Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?

I cannot talk, but I always reply when spoken to. What am I?

Which is faster, Heat or Cold ? Explain.

When it's bad luck to meet a black cat?

In a picnic session, a footballer was practicing. During his play, he busted lips and ears and broke ribs and thighs. However, he was still able to play a professional match on the very next day.



How can this be possible?

On a bus, there is a 26-year-old pregnant lady.
A 30-year-old policeman.
A 52-year-old random woman.
And the 65-year-old driver.

Who is the youngest?

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?

Doctor Alex and a bus driver John are both in love with the same woman named Olivia. The bus driver need to go for a long trip of 10 days, Before he left he gave Olivia 10 apples.

The measurement of time, That can't be found on a clock, But can be looked upon on a map.

Who is He ?

My friends called me Iron59 because my parents are a chemist and a mathematician. What is my real name?