Funny Riddles

Why did Navjot Singh Sidhu put the new January calendar in the freezer

Can you name four days which start with the letter 'T'?

I am sure no one can have two things for dinner. what are they?

John killed hundreds of people mercilessly and yet the police were not able to put her behind the bars. Why?

What's the best place to go shopping in the ocean?

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

1. Where does Easter come from before Valentine's Day?

2. Do you know what is in the middle of Valentine's?

3. What did the lady bee say to the man bee on the occasion of Valentine's Day

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

An artist while painting a scenic beauty, decides to paint three layers of blue colour on the sky.

Which layer will go on the first?