Funny Riddles

When is the top of a mountain similar to a savings account?

I cannot talk, but I always reply when spoken to. What am I?

I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?

You’ll find me on Mercury, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, and Uranus. But never Neptune, or Venus. What am I?

What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?

What does a man do only once in his lifetime, but women do once a year after they are 29?

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

Forwards I am heavy, backward I am not. What am I?

He runs but never walks. Murmurs, but never talks. Has a bed, but never sleeps. And has a mouth, but never eats?