Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

Something Extraordinary happened on May 6th 19778 at 12:34am what was that?

When I got four, I have it none.
When I got two, I have it some.
When I got none, I have it all.

What is it?

What are the next two letters in the following series and why?
W A T N T L I T F S _ _

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They do not possess flesh or feathers or scales or bone
But still, they are blessed with fingers and thumbs of their own.

I have a hole in my back and legs I lack.
I live where I can’t breathe and I eat without teeth.
What am I?

My thunder comes before the lightning; my lightning comes before clouds; my rain dries all the land it touches. What am I?

If you paint a brown house white it will become a white house. If the stoplight changes from red to green, then the light is green. So, if you throw a white shirt into the Red Sea, what will it become?

Consider this: Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Prince doesn’t have one. The Pope has one but never uses it. Bill Clinton has one and uses it all the time. What is it?