What kind of storm is always in a rush?

In a picnic session, a footballer was practicing. During his play, he busted lips and ears and broke ribs and thighs. However, he was still able to play a professional match on the very next day.



How can this be possible?

There was a strange boy who was born before his father. How can this be possible?

Consider this: Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Prince doesn’t have one. The Pope has one but never uses it. Bill Clinton has one and uses it all the time. What is it?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

John is the son of Jacob.
So,
Jacob is the_____of John's father?

The horse jumps over the king.
Strangely there is absolutely no scratch on him.

Can anyone explain, how is this possible?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

Rearrange the letters in "new door" to make one word.

What do you call a fish without an eye?