I am sure no one can have two things for dinner. what are they?

Can you name four days which start with the letter 'T'?

When does a USA Potato change its nationality?

A blonde put eyeliner on her head. Why?

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees that the man next to him is extremely rich. He turns to the rich man and says to him, 'I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.'
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, 'I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it.'
The rich man laughs again and says, 'OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?'
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.

What song did he sing? A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says to him, 'I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.' The rich man laughs. The poor man says, 'I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it.' The rich man laughs again and says, 'OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?' The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich. What song did he sing?

Can you move from MANILA to UGANDA in the shortest time? You need to follow the below rules:
Rule 1: You can change up to 3 alphabets at a time.
Rule 2: New words must be of 6 alphabets.
Rule 3: The new word formed must be a country or capital.

Can you count the number of seconds in a year?

Clue: You need to bother about calculation.

A woman who works in a sweet shop has a measurement of 32-26-36, is 5"4" tall, and wears size "6" shoes. What do you think she weighs?

Solve the riddle below:

If a Chicken says, 'All chickens are liars" is the chicken telling the truth?

Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?