A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

Can you write down eight eights so that they add up to one thousand?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

If you're 8 feet away from a door and with each move you advance half the distance to the door. How many moves will it take to reach the door?

A man embarked on a questionnaire game. He kept asking the same question to whomever he found. The answer each time was different.

Can you guess what the question was?

I taste better than I can smell. Who am I?

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

There is a wide field of corn. A goose finds its way into the field and starts running. Can you find out till which point the goose can run into the field?

What is the end of everything?

Can you make four (4) nines (9) equal 100?