What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?

What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?

A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

what does this picture(rebus) riddle means ?

A police officer was passing by when he saw a guy hiding. He walked up to him and genially asked, "What is your name?"

"Shut up!" the boy responded.

"Where are your manners?" asked the outraged police officer.

"Up that tree," said the boy discourteously, directing to a neighbouring tree.

You're looking for trouble, aren't you?" said the police officer.

"No, trouble is looking for me!" the boy answered solemnly.

Why is the boy behaving like this?

The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?

My friends called me Iron59 because my parents are a chemist and a mathematician. What is my real name?

A cat had three kittens: Snophy, Topsy and Jorden. What was the mother's name?

81 x 9 = 801. What must you do to make the this equation true?