What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?

What kind of storm is always in a rush?

Buy me, smell me or deliver me, I do not change.

Who am I?

The Little ant seems to be always confused. Do you know why?

A police officer was passing by when he saw a guy hiding. He walked up to him and genially asked, "What is your name?"

"Shut up!" the boy responded.

"Where are your manners?" asked the outraged police officer.

"Up that tree," said the boy discourteously, directing to a neighbouring tree.

You're looking for trouble, aren't you?" said the police officer.

"No, trouble is looking for me!" the boy answered solemnly.

Why is the boy behaving like this?

1. Where does Easter come from before Valentine's Day?

2. Do you know what is in the middle of Valentine's?

3. What did the lady bee say to the man bee on the occasion of Valentine's Day

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

Which country gets ill every time?

A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?

When is the top of a mountain similar to a savings account?