What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?

A blonde put eyeliner on her head. Why?

What can jump higher than a building?

Why blonde cannot dial 911?

A fresh card pile is taken out of a box (the pile has 54 cards including 2 jokers). One joker is taken out and then the cards are shuffled for a good amount of times. After shuffling, two piles are made by dividing that one pile.



What is the possibility that one of the piles will have a card sequence from A to K in order?

I am five letter word that is under you.
If you remove my 1st letter, then I am over you.
If you remove my 1st and 2nd letters then I am all around you.

Who am I?

Women do it once a year after they turn 19 but men get to do it only once in a lifetime. What is it?

What 5-letter word typed in all capital letters can be read the same upside down?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?