What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees that the man next to him is extremely rich. He turns to the rich man and says to him, 'I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.'
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, 'I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it.'
The rich man laughs again and says, 'OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?'
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.

What song did he sing? A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says to him, 'I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.' The rich man laughs. The poor man says, 'I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it.' The rich man laughs again and says, 'OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?' The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich. What song did he sing?

There are three cows, two dogs, and one cat: How many legs do you have?

You bought me for dinner but never eat me. What am I?

Why Wine Glass Stem is so long?

Different lights make me strange by changing me into different sizes. What am I?

Can you count the number of seconds in a year?

Clue: You need to bother about calculation.

What has no start, end, or centre?

A bomb exploded in a room full of married couples and no one died. How?

A cat had three kittens: Snophy, Topsy and Jorden. What was the mother's name?