What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?

Which is faster, Heat or Cold ? Explain.

Doctor Alex and a bus driver John are both in love with the same woman named Olivia. The bus driver need to go for a long trip of 10 days, Before he left he gave Olivia 10 apples.

1. How can we put an elephant in the refrigerator?
2. How can we put a Giraffe in a refrigerator?
3. The king of the jungle invites all the animals to a party everyone comes except for one animal, which animal?
4. You come to a crocodile-infested lake, you can't go around it, you can't co under it and you can't go over it, how do you get across?

John left on a horse on Thursday , was gone for two days, and came back on Thursday after completing his work. How did that happen?

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?

What type of tree can I carry in my hand?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Can you name an animal whose killing cannot be performed without spilling your own blood?

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?