What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?

A police officer was passing by when he saw a guy hiding. He walked up to him and genially asked, "What is your name?"

"Shut up!" the boy responded.

"Where are your manners?" asked the outraged police officer.

"Up that tree," said the boy discourteously, directing to a neighbouring tree.

You're looking for trouble, aren't you?" said the police officer.

"No, trouble is looking for me!" the boy answered solemnly.

Why is the boy behaving like this?

Forwards I am heavy, backward I am not. What am I?

Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do ?

How far can you walk into the woods?

I am five letter word that is under you.
If you remove my 1st letter, then I am over you.
If you remove my 1st and 2nd letters then I am all around you.

Who am I?

Which is the rope you never skip with?

Can you start the fire using two pieces of wood?

A seven-year-old kid challenged his classmates that he can make the number one disappear by adding something to it.

How can he do that?

The peacock is a bird that does not lay eggs. How do they get baby peacocks?