What's the best place to go shopping in the ocean?

What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?

What kind of band never plays music?

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

What's the only room from which no one can enter or leave

A bank customer had $100 in his account. He then made 6 withdrawals. He kept a record of these withdrawals, and the balance remaining in the account, as follows:

Withdrawals Balance left
$50 $50
$25 $25
$10 $15
$8 $7
$5 $2
$2 $0
----- -----
$100 $99

Why are the Totals not tallying?

A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A boy was locked in a room by some robbers. All that is in the room is a piano, a calendar, and a bed. The room is locked from the outside. What does he eat, drink, and how does he escape and get out?

Why are televisions attracted to people?