What's the best place to go shopping in the ocean?

He runs but never walks. Murmurs, but never talks. Has a bed, but never sleeps. And has a mouth, but never eats?

How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

When it's bad luck to meet a black cat?

Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

If 24H in a D => 24 hours in a day.
What does "64S on CB" stand for?

You are stuck on an island where you have nothing. You find four pieces of paper somewhere on the island. What will be your strategy to escape from the island safely?

PS: No other resource is available to you on the island, neither can you build anything.