What's the best place to go shopping in the ocean?

A blonde put eyeliner on her head. Why?

How many minutes are there in Feb 2017?

Note: The shortest answer is the correct answer.

Where do fish keep their money?

It's a protector.
It sits on a bridge.
One individual can see directly through it, while others wonder what it hides.

What is it?

The current time can be represented by below textual rebus.

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B.Sc
LLB

Can you tell us the current time?

What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?

It's a 7-letter word.
If we remove 1 letter from it, it remains the same.
If we remove 2 letters from it, it remains the same.
If we remove 3 letters from it, it remains the same.
If we remove all the letters from it, still it remains the same.
What is it?

On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

John killed hundreds of people mercilessly and yet the police were not able to put her behind the bars. Why?