What's the best place to go shopping in the ocean?

There are 3 apples in the basket and you take away 2. How many apples do you have now?

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

I have no doors but I have keys, I have no rooms but I have space, you can enter but you can’t leave! What am I?

Who always enjoys poor health?

What can you see in the middle of March and April that you can never see in any other month?

If two's company, and three's a crowd, then whats four and five ?

The current time can be represented by below textual rebus.

0
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B.Sc
LLB

Can you tell us the current time?

What has a bottom at the top?

In a picnic session, a footballer was practicing. During his play, he busted lips and ears and broke ribs and thighs. However, he was still able to play a professional match on the very next day.



How can this be possible?