What's the best place to go shopping in the ocean?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

Who always enjoys poor health?

John is the son of Jacob.
So,
Jacob is the_____of John's father?

Why did the Girl throw the butter out of the window?

I am sure no one can have two things for dinner. what are they?

You are a thief and you are being punished for your crime. People have tied your head down on a tree with a rope that has been anchored in the ground. A candle is burning below the rope which is slowly burning it away. Just below your head, a Lion has been left loose and is waiting for you to drop down on the ground so he can have you as his lunch.

You have to survive the scenario. How will you do it?

What can jump higher than a building?

What is red and smells like blue paint?

What type of tree can I carry in my hand?