What's the best place to go shopping in the ocean?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

Women do it once a year after they turn 19 but men get to do it only once in a lifetime. What is it?

This puzzle is for Harry Potter fans. Do you know why Tom Riddle is called Lord Voldemort?

Can you count the number of seconds in a year?

Clue: You need to bother about calculation.

What is the last thing you take off before bed?

A bank customer had $100 in his account. He then made 6 withdrawals. He kept a record of these withdrawals, and the balance remaining in the account, as follows:

Withdrawals Balance left
$50 $50
$25 $25
$10 $15
$8 $7
$5 $2
$2 $0
----- -----
$100 $99

Why are the Totals not tallying?

I cannot talk, but I always reply when spoken to. What am I?

It has horns but can’t beep. It is like to bleat but It is not a sheep. What is it?

What kind of band never plays music?