I got a bee but no honey.
got an eye but am still blind.
got a sea but no water.
got a tea but no coffee.
got a why but no answer.

What Am I?

A blonde put eyeliner on her head. Why?

John left on a horse on Thursday , was gone for two days, and came back on Thursday after completing his work. How did that happen?

A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?

There are three houses in a straight row. One is red, one is blue, and one is white. The red house is left of the middle. The blue house is right of the middle. Where's the white house?

Why is a river so rich ?

The peacock is a bird that does not lay eggs. How do they get baby peacocks?

Look at me. I can bring a smile to your face, A tear to your eye, Or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I?

A police officer was passing by when he saw a guy hiding. He walked up to him and genially asked, "What is your name?"

"Shut up!" the boy responded.

"Where are your manners?" asked the outraged police officer.

"Up that tree," said the boy discourteously, directing to a neighbouring tree.

You're looking for trouble, aren't you?" said the police officer.

"No, trouble is looking for me!" the boy answered solemnly.

Why is the boy behaving like this?

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?