What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?

John left on a horse on Thursday , was gone for two days, and came back on Thursday after completing his work. How did that happen?

I’m orange, I wear a green hat and I sound like a parrot. What am I?

I was speeding and ran through a stop sign, yet two traffic officers who were there do nothing about it.

why?

First, think of the colour of clouds. Next think the colour of snow. Last, think of the colour of the moon. Now, what do cows drink?

I cannot talk, but I always reply when spoken to. What am I?

John asked Jack, "The time right now is 7 pm. Can you tell me what will be the time 23, 999, 995 hours later ?"

While Bella does not know the answer, do you ?

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

I am something people love or hate. I change peoples appearances and thoughts. If a person takes care of them self I will go up even higher. To some people I will fool them. To others I am a mystery. Some people might want to try and hide me but I will show. No matter how hard people try I will Never go down. What am I?

A man lives on the fifteenth floor of an apartment building. Every morning he takes the elevator down to the lobby and leaves the building. In the evening, he gets into the elevator, and, if there is someone else in the elevator, or if it was raining that day, he goes back to his floor directly. Otherwise, he goes to the tenth floor and walks up five flights of stairs to his apartment. Can you explain why he does this?