What's the best place to go shopping in the ocean?

Can you decipher the following common phrase?

T M C
A U O
H S M
W T E

How many bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty?

I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?

Can you count the number of triangles in the picture below?

There are 3 apples in the basket and you take away 2. How many apples do you have now?

Identify the hidden meaning behind this picture?

An express train takes 3 seconds to enter the tunnel which is 1 km long.
If it is travelling at 120 km an hour, how long will it take to pass completely through the tunnel?

There is a family that live in a round house. The two parents go out for a movie and leave a babysitter to watch their son. They come back and the kid was not there. Some one kidnapped him. The maid said she was cleaning in a corner. The cook said he was making pizza. The babysitter said she was getting a board game. Who kidnapped him.

A man is walking down a road with a basket of eggs. As he
is walking he meets someone who buys one-half of his eggs
plus one-half of an egg.
He walks a little further and meets another person who buys
one-half of his eggs plus one-half of an egg.
After proceeding further he meets another person who buys
one-half of his eggs plus one half an egg. At this point, he
has sold all of his eggs, and he never broke an egg.
How many eggs did the man have to start with?