Fate has decided that you will only be pleased to meet me when you need me

Maybe that is why, when I am working, I start working

However annoying I may be to the regulars, the little ones are always inspired

I will always be waiting if you try to reach me

How many of you can guess my name, let me see

It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?

If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

I have eight fingers and two thumbs but I do not live. What Am I?

What goes up but never comes down?

A patient was diagnosed with some ailment. He was given five different tablets to take at night at an interval of 15 minutes.

How long will it take the patient to consume all the five tablets?

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What am I?