If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?

It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?

People put me on the table and cut me but do not eat me. What am I?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What am I?

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

What runs around the whole yard without moving?

I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth, I am dissolved into air. What am I?

I taste better than I can smell. Who am I?