If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

When I got four, I have it none.
When I got two, I have it some.
When I got none, I have it all.

What is it?

A horse was tied to a rope 5 meters long and the horses food was 15 meters away from the horse. How did the horse reach the food?

I am the first thing you need while camping.
I am always with the person named Marcos Valencia and Carrick.
But Pogba Zlatan and Rooney think I am wasteful and do not need me.
I am the second to the last thing to add when you are making a patch.

What am I?

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?

It is always ahead of me yet I can never see it. What is it?

What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?