If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

A fresher was sitting in an interview. The interviewer said, "This is the last question of your interview. Tell me the accurate position of the centre of this table where your resume is kept."

How can he answer this question? What will you have answered to such a question?

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

What has 88 keys?

The more it dries, the wetter it becomes. Can you tell what it is?

A shepherd had 18 sheep, out of which, all but ten died.

Can you tell us how many sheep was he left with?

If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?

A patient was diagnosed with some ailment. He was given five different tablets to take at night at an interval of 15 minutes.

How long will it take the patient to consume all the five tablets?