If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?

I have teeth but i don't bite. Who Am I ?

f you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?

I speak without a mouth, and hear without ears. I have no-body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?