If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

It is always ahead of me yet I can never see it. What is it?

Which English verb becomes past tense just by rearranging the letters?

I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?

I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's ?

A shepherd had 18 sheep, out of which, all but ten died.

Can you tell us how many sheep was he left with?

If Rajina's daughter is my daughter's mom, who am I to Rajina?