If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth, I am dissolved into air. What am I?

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

If nine thousand, nine hundred nine dollars is written as $9,909,
how should twelve thousand, twelve hundred twelve dollars be written?

If a boy blows 18 bubbles,
Then pops 6 eats 7 and then
He pops 5 and blows 1.
How many are left?

Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

It is always ahead of me yet I can never see it. What is it?

People put me on the table and cut me but do not eat me. What am I?