If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

I have a mouth but I don't eat.
I have a bank but have no money.
I have a bed but i dont sleep.
I wave but have no hands.

Who Am I ?

People put me on the table and cut me but do not eat me. What am I?

f you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

A horse was tied to a rope 5 meters long and the horses food was 15 meters away from the horse. How did the horse reach the food?

The more it dries, the wetter it becomes. Can you tell what it is?

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

What can you catch but never throw?

I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?