If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

I taste better than I can smell. Who am I?

I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth, I am dissolved into air. What am I?

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

If nine thousand, nine hundred nine dollars is written as $9,909,
how should twelve thousand, twelve hundred twelve dollars be written?

I speak without a mouth, and hear without ears. I have no-body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?

What English word has three consecutive double letters?

When I got four, I have it none.
When I got two, I have it some.
When I got none, I have it all.

What is it?

I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?