I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What am I?

If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?

What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?

What do you answer even though it never asks you questions?

A fresher was sitting in an interview. The interviewer said, "This is the last question of your interview. Tell me the accurate position of the centre of this table where your resume is kept."

How can he answer this question? What will you have answered to such a question?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

There is something which is always coming but never arrives?

How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?

Jack and Joseph are well-known golf rivals. One Day during a match, they were level at a score of 30. Jack hit a bad shot and Joseph added 10 to his score. Joseph then hit an awesome shot and he won the game.

How ?