I have eight fingers and two thumbs but I do not live. What Am I?

What has 88 keys?

f you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?

Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?

I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

I am the first thing you need while camping.
I am always with the person named Marcos Valencia and Carrick.
But Pogba Zlatan and Rooney think I am wasteful and do not need me.
I am the second to the last thing to add when you are making a patch.

What am I?

There is one thing that goes round the house and also inside the house but never even share a brief touch. What is it?