I have eight fingers and two thumbs but I do not live. What Am I?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

There is one thing that goes round the house and also inside the house but never even share a brief touch. What is it?

What runs around the whole yard without moving?

Jack and Joseph are well-known golf rivals. One Day during a match, they were level at a score of 30. Jack hit a bad shot and Joseph added 10 to his score. Joseph then hit an awesome shot and he won the game.

How ?

What English word has three consecutive double letters?

What goes up but never comes down?

Name the three-letter word that can complete the below words:

A) L O _ _ _ E
B) E D U _ _ _ E
C) _ _ _ E R
D) _ _ _ T L E

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?