I have eight fingers and two thumbs but I do not live. What Am I?

It is always ahead of me yet I can never see it. What is it?

I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth, I am dissolved into air. What am I?

If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?

What has 88 keys?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

When I got four, I have it none.
When I got two, I have it some.
When I got none, I have it all.

What is it?

By using 'because' continuously three times, can you make an English statement ?