I have eight fingers and two thumbs but I do not live. What Am I?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

The person who makes it has no need for it. He who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know they are. What is it?

It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?

What can you catch but never throw?

I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth, I am dissolved into air. What am I?

Jack and Joseph are well-known golf rivals. One Day during a match, they were level at a score of 30. Jack hit a bad shot and Joseph added 10 to his score. Joseph then hit an awesome shot and he won the game.

How ?

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

People put me on the table and cut me but do not eat me. What am I?

What runs around the whole yard without moving?