I have eight fingers and two thumbs but I do not live. What Am I?

What do you answer even though it never asks you questions?

A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?

Which English verb becomes past tense just by rearranging the letters?

I know a ten-letter word in the English language which can be typed using only the top rows of the computer keyboard.

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

Jack and Joseph are well-known golf rivals. One Day during a match, they were level at a score of 30. Jack hit a bad shot and Joseph added 10 to his score. Joseph then hit an awesome shot and he won the game.

How ?

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?

If nine thousand, nine hundred nine dollars is written as $9,909,
how should twelve thousand, twelve hundred twelve dollars be written?

I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth, I am dissolved into air. What am I?