I have eight fingers and two thumbs but I do not live. What Am I?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?

What do you answer even though it never asks you questions?

What goes up but never comes down?

How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?

What English word has three consecutive double letters?

Which English verb becomes past tense just by rearranging the letters?

A patient was diagnosed with some ailment. He was given five different tablets to take at night at an interval of 15 minutes.

How long will it take the patient to consume all the five tablets?

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?