I have eight fingers and two thumbs but I do not live. What Am I?

f you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

If a boy blows 18 bubbles,
Then pops 6 eats 7 and then
He pops 5 and blows 1.
How many are left?

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

A patient was diagnosed with some ailment. He was given five different tablets to take at night at an interval of 15 minutes.

How long will it take the patient to consume all the five tablets?

I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

A horse was tied to a rope 5 meters long and the horses food was 15 meters away from the horse. How did the horse reach the food?

By using 'because' continuously three times, can you make an English statement ?

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?