A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

Two men play a dice game involving roll of two standard dice. Man X says that a 12 will be rolled first. Man Y says that two consecutive 7s will be rolled first. The men keep rolling until one of them wins.

What is the probability that X will win ?

Using the clues below, what four numbers am I thinking of?

The sum of all the numbers is 31.
One number is odd.
The highest number minus the lowest number is 7.
If you subtract the middle two numbers, it equals two.
There are no duplicate numbers.

what does the below math rebus puzzle mean?

That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant.

But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother.

Who is lying?

John is the son of Jacob.
So,
Jacob is the_____of John's father?

When you say goodbye, I am what you need to tie.
I come as a couple and go wherever you run.
Who am I?

Find the combined weight of the Cat, Dog and Rabbit in the given picture.

It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?