A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

John Went to the nearby store in a Mall to buy something for her home. Below is the conversation between the two:

John: How much for the one?
Shopkeeper: It is $2
John: How much for the Eleven?
Shopkeeper: It is $4
John: How much for the Hundred?
Shopkeeper: It is $6.

What is John buying?

Rearrange the letters in "new door" to make one word.

Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What am I?

I am the one who remains awake when you sleep. But I need to rest when you awake. Who Am I?

The person who makes it has no need for it. He who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know they are. What is it?

What is full of holes but still holds water?

Always in you, Sometimes on you;

If I surround you, I can kill you.

What am I?

1. Where does Easter come from before Valentine's Day?

2. Do you know what is in the middle of Valentine's?

3. What did the lady bee say to the man bee on the occasion of Valentine's Day

'Ferrari driver' easily beats the 'force driver' in a two-car race. How did Indian newspapers truthfully report so to look as a 'force drive' had outdone the 'Ferrari driver'? Think!!!