What goes up but never comes down?

Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?

A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?

If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?

Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?

Jack and Joseph are well-known golf rivals. One Day during a match, they were level at a score of 30. Jack hit a bad shot and Joseph added 10 to his score. Joseph then hit an awesome shot and he won the game.

How ?

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

I am the first thing you need while camping.
I am always with the person named Marcos Valencia and Carrick.
But Pogba Zlatan and Rooney think I am wasteful and do not need me.
I am the second to the last thing to add when you are making a patch.

What am I?

People put me on the table and cut me but do not eat me. What am I?

The person who makes it has no need for it. He who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know they are. What is it?