If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

Why did Navjot Singh Sidhu put the new January calendar in the freezer

All of the flowers I have are orchids except two. All of the flowers I have are hibiscuses except two. All of the flowers I have are roses except two.

Can you tell me how many flowers I have?

If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal?

A Doctor always sneezes before the rain. Doctor sneezes, Will it rain?

I have no doors but I have keys, I have no rooms but I have space, you can enter but you can’t leave! What am I?

Can you write down eight eights so that they add up to one thousand?

A seven-year-old kid challenged his classmates that he can make the number one disappear by adding something to it.

How can he do that?

John went to a parrot shop in Mexico, and the parrot owner told him that his parrot is so unique that he repeats everything he hears. John got excited and immediately bought the parrot. John went home and spoke many words, but the parrot does not repeat anything.
He went again to the parrot shop and complaint to the shopkeeper, but the shopkeeper never lied. Explain?

He loves to dance, twist and prance, he shakes his tail, and as a way he sails, wingless he flies into the sky. What is he?