What do you answer even though it never asks you questions?

I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?

I have eight fingers and two thumbs but I do not live. What Am I?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

What English word has three consecutive double letters?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What am I?

I taste better than I can smell. Who am I?

What has 88 keys?

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?