What do you answer even though it never asks you questions?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

There is something which is always coming but never arrives?

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?

A shepherd had 18 sheep, out of which, all but ten died.

Can you tell us how many sheep was he left with?

If nine thousand, nine hundred nine dollars is written as $9,909,
how should twelve thousand, twelve hundred twelve dollars be written?

A patient was diagnosed with some ailment. He was given five different tablets to take at night at an interval of 15 minutes.

How long will it take the patient to consume all the five tablets?

What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?

It has a long neck, A name of a bird, Feeds on cargo of ships, It's not alive,

What is it?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?