What do you answer even though it never asks you questions?

There is something which is always coming but never arrives?

Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?

I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth, I am dissolved into air. What am I?

I speak without a mouth, and hear without ears. I have no-body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?

If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

Which English verb becomes past tense just by rearranging the letters?