What do you answer even though it never asks you questions?

There is one thing that goes round the house and also inside the house but never even share a brief touch. What is it?

John leaves home and then he takes three right turns. John wants to return to home but he was scared of Jacob, who is wearing a mask.

What is John Situation ?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

It has a long neck, A name of a bird, Feeds on cargo of ships, It's not alive,

What is it?

What runs around the whole yard without moving?

If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

What goes up but never comes down?

Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?

It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?