What do you answer even though it never asks you questions?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

By using 'because' continuously three times, can you make an English statement ?

Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?

What has 88 keys?

The person who makes it has no need for it. He who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know they are. What is it?

I am the first thing you need while camping.
I am always with the person named Marcos Valencia and Carrick.
But Pogba Zlatan and Rooney think I am wasteful and do not need me.
I am the second to the last thing to add when you are making a patch.

What am I?

I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What am I?

When I got four, I have it none.
When I got two, I have it some.
When I got none, I have it all.

What is it?

I have eight fingers and two thumbs but I do not live. What Am I?