A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth, I am dissolved into air. What am I?

I am the first thing you need while camping.
I am always with the person named Marcos Valencia and Carrick.
But Pogba Zlatan and Rooney think I am wasteful and do not need me.
I am the second to the last thing to add when you are making a patch.

What am I?

You can see it everyday, But cannot touch it at will. What is it?

f you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

What word is pronounced the same if you take away four of its five letters?

It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?

I speak without a mouth, and hear without ears. I have no-body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?