A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

The more it dries, the wetter it becomes. Can you tell what it is?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?

A shepherd had 18 sheep, out of which, all but ten died.

Can you tell us how many sheep was he left with?

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?

What runs around the whole yard without moving?

There are two words one resembles the "state of rest" and the other is related to "writing/reading material".

Can you name these two words which also sound similar?

What goes up but never comes down?