What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

A shepherd had 18 sheep, out of which, all but ten died.

Can you tell us how many sheep was he left with?

The person who makes it has no need for it. He who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know they are. What is it?

If nine thousand, nine hundred nine dollars is written as $9,909,
how should twelve thousand, twelve hundred twelve dollars be written?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

Jack and Joseph are well-known golf rivals. One Day during a match, they were level at a score of 30. Jack hit a bad shot and Joseph added 10 to his score. Joseph then hit an awesome shot and he won the game.

How ?

A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?

What do you answer even though it never asks you questions?

There is something which is always coming but never arrives?

Which English verb becomes past tense just by rearranging the letters?