What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?

When I got four, I have it none.
When I got two, I have it some.
When I got none, I have it all.

What is it?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth, I am dissolved into air. What am I?

What word is pronounced the same if you take away four of its five letters?

What goes up but never comes down?