What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?

The more it dries, the wetter it becomes. Can you tell what it is?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

Which of the following words don't belong in the group and why?
CORSET, COSTER, SECTOR, ESCORT, COURTS

You can see it everyday, But cannot touch it at will. What is it?

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?

What do you answer even though it never asks you questions?

f you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

There is something which is always coming but never arrives?