What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?

f you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

I am the first thing you need while camping.
I am always with the person named Marcos Valencia and Carrick.
But Pogba Zlatan and Rooney think I am wasteful and do not need me.
I am the second to the last thing to add when you are making a patch.

What am I?

I have eight fingers and two thumbs but I do not live. What Am I?

What can you catch but never throw?

If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?

If a boy blows 18 bubbles,
Then pops 6 eats 7 and then
He pops 5 and blows 1.
How many are left?