I have eight fingers and two thumbs but I do not live. What Am I?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?

I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What am I?

Which of the below owl is odd one out?

Find The Missing Number In the Sequence.
6 25 64 ? 32 1

A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

If I put in one canary per cage, I have one bird too many. If I put in two canaries per cage, I have one cage too many. How many cages and canaries do I have?

What does this simple rebus mean?

What does below Rebus mean ?

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