What kind of band never plays music?

Can you name four days which start with the letter 'T'?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?

I cannot talk, but I always reply when spoken to. What am I?

You are stuck on an island where you have nothing. You find four pieces of paper somewhere on the island. What will be your strategy to escape from the island safely?

PS: No other resource is available to you on the island, neither can you build anything.

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?

A word I know,
Six letters contain,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.

The measurement of time, That can't be found on a clock, But can be looked upon on a map.

Who is He ?

Two-person want to cross a river. Only one boat is present on the riverside that can carry only one person at a time.

However, they still manage to cross the river. How is it possible?