What kind of band never plays music?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

It begins where the time ends.
Its second is an expression of surprise.
Its third is a question.
Its fourth is urinate.
It ends with a drink.

Which country it is?

What can jump higher than a building?

I am sure no one can have two things for dinner. what are they?

How far can you walk into the woods?

Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

A police officer was passing by when he saw a guy hiding. He walked up to him and genially asked, "What is your name?"

"Shut up!" the boy responded.

"Where are your manners?" asked the outraged police officer.

"Up that tree," said the boy discourteously, directing to a neighbouring tree.

You're looking for trouble, aren't you?" said the police officer.

"No, trouble is looking for me!" the boy answered solemnly.

Why is the boy behaving like this?

There are three houses in a straight row. One is red, one is blue, and one is white. The red house is left of the middle. The blue house is right of the middle. Where's the white house?

I am never scared but became petrified and can’t live in a house but would die to make one. What am I?