What kind of band never plays music?

The measurement of time, That can't be found on a clock, But can be looked upon on a map.

Who is He ?

Which city is three-fifths chick two third cat and 50% goat?

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?

The horse jumps over the king.
Strangely there is absolutely no scratch on him.

Can anyone explain, how is this possible?

Why did Navjot Singh Sidhu put the new January calendar in the freezer

The following alphametic has only one solution. Can you find it?
ENLIST + SILENT + LISTEN = ANAGRAM

PS: You may start the number from 0.

A California farmer owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner calls the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to buy. The farmer knows the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?

I am sure no one can have two things for dinner. what are they?

Why do people go to bed?