What kind of band never plays music?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

Prove that twice of ten is the same as twice of eleven.

On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

who is silent in the parliament?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

1. Where does Easter come from before Valentine's Day?

2. Do you know what is in the middle of Valentine's?

3. What did the lady bee say to the man bee on the occasion of Valentine's Day

A bomb exploded in a room full of married couples and no one died. How?

How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?