What kind of band never plays music?

A police officer was passing by when he saw a guy hiding. He walked up to him and genially asked, "What is your name?"

"Shut up!" the boy responded.

"Where are your manners?" asked the outraged police officer.

"Up that tree," said the boy discourteously, directing to a neighbouring tree.

You're looking for trouble, aren't you?" said the police officer.

"No, trouble is looking for me!" the boy answered solemnly.

Why is the boy behaving like this?

Why Wine Glass Stem is so long?

What kind of band never plays music?

I have no doors but I have keys, I have no rooms but I have space, you can enter but you can’t leave! What am I?

Most people think of me as money. But when they find me in the water, they won’t get any money out of me. What am I?

A bank customer had $100 in his account. He then made 6 withdrawals. He kept a record of these withdrawals, and the balance remaining in the account, as follows:

Withdrawals Balance left
$50 $50
$25 $25
$10 $15
$8 $7
$5 $2
$2 $0
----- -----
$100 $99

Why are the Totals not tallying?

Why blonde cannot dial 911?

Through your logical capabilities, can you make 7 an even?

Who always enjoys poor health?