What kind of band never plays music?

Solve this tricky question. You are trapped in a forest. With you, you have a gun preloaded with two bullets in it. In front of you, there is a tiger, a leopard and a jaguar.

How do you survive?

Can you name an animal whose killing cannot be performed without spilling your own blood?

John left on a horse on Thursday , was gone for two days, and came back on Thursday after completing his work. How did that happen?

Mr Red Lives in the red house.
Mr Green Lives in the greenhouse.
Mr Yellow Lives in the yellow house.

Who lives in the Whitehouse?

Which city is three-fifths chick two third cat and 50% goat?

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?