What kind of band never plays music?

What does a man do only once in his lifetime, but women do once a year after they are 29?

The horse jumps over the king.
Strangely there is absolutely no scratch on him.

Can anyone explain, how is this possible?

What has a ring but no finger?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

A father is locked up in jail. His wife has gone bankrupt. Their male child has to sell his hotel in order to gain some money. Yet their girl child does not care and is quite happy.

How can someone be so rude?

Can you name an animal whose killing cannot be performed without spilling your own blood?

A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

What is the last thing you take off before bed?

Make a sentence consisting of three words that have the whole alphabet.