On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

I cannot talk, but I always reply when spoken to. What am I?

A fresh card pile is taken out of a box (the pile has 54 cards including 2 jokers). One joker is taken out and then the cards are shuffled for a good amount of times. After shuffling, two piles are made by dividing that one pile.



What is the possibility that one of the piles will have a card sequence from A to K in order?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

how come the second man dies?

A blonde put eyeliner on her head. Why?

Why did Navjot Singh Sidhu put the new January calendar in the freezer

Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do ?

There are forty elephants and they have forty-fore heads. How can this be possible?

I know a country, If you remove the last alphabet of its name, it will become a part of your body. Do you name it?