On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

Doctor Alex and a bus driver John are both in love with the same woman named Olivia. The bus driver need to go for a long trip of 10 days, Before he left he gave Olivia 10 apples.

What is Luis Suarez's (Soccer Player) favorite tea?

10+10 and 11+11 can give you the same answer.

Explain how?

A California farmer owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner calls the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to buy. The farmer knows the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?

A word I know,
Six letters contain,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.

They are the five precious gems of an everyday sort and all can be found on a Tennis Court. Who are they?

A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?

I am sure no one can have two things for dinner. what are they?

A blonde put eyeliner on her head. Why?