On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?

What is both possible and impossible at the same time?

Can you name an animal whose killing cannot be performed without spilling your own blood?

What does a man do only once in his lifetime, but women do once a year after they are 29?

What has hands, but can’t clap?

Can you name four days which start with the letter 'T'?

A word I know,
Six letters contain,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.

What do you get if you add 2 to 100 four times?

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?