On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see? What is it?

Why blonde cannot dial 911?

It begins where the time ends.
Its second is an expression of surprise.
Its third is a question.
Its fourth is urinate.
It ends with a drink.

Which country it is?

how come the second man dies?

What can you serve, but never eat?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

I am never scared but became petrified and can’t live in a house but would die to make one. What am I?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

10+10 and 11+11 can give you the same answer.

Explain how?