On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

What kind of band never plays music?

How many minutes are there in Feb 2017?

Note: The shortest answer is the correct answer.

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

On a bus, there is a 26-year-old pregnant lady.
A 30-year-old policeman.
A 52-year-old random woman.
And the 65-year-old driver.

Who is the youngest?

What can you serve, but never eat?

This puzzle is for Harry Potter fans. Do you know why Tom Riddle is called Lord Voldemort?

What is the last thing you take off before bed?

Can you count the number of seconds in a year?

Clue: You need to bother about calculation.