On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

Until it is measured, not known. Yet how you miss it when it has gone. What is it?

If two's company, and three's a crowd, then whats four and five ?

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?

What can run but never walk, have a mouth that never speaks, have a head that never weeps, and have a bed but never sleeps?

How many runs at maximum can a batsman score in a normal one-day match? Consider the fact that the conditions are ideal and there are no No Balls, no Wide Balls and no Extras in that match.

It is always ahead of me yet I can never see it. What is it?

Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die.

A man is sitting in a bar when a rich man sits next to him. He turns to the rich man and says, “Did you know I know almost every song that has ever existed?”

The rich man laughs. The man then says, “I bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady’s name of your choice in it. The rich man laughs again and says, “OK, how about my daughter’s name, Jamie Armstrong-Miller?” Minutes later, the man collects his cash and the rich man goes home cashless. What song did the man sing?

Count the number of lines in the image below ?