Take away my first letter, then take away my second letter. Then take away the rest of my letters, yet I remain the same. What am I?

A word I know,
Six letters contain,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.

Which wheel of car does not rotate when you turn your car right?

What can you see in the middle of March and April that you can never see in any other month?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

I have no doors but I have keys, I have no rooms but I have space, you can enter but you can’t leave! What am I?

I am sure no one can have two things for dinner. what are they?

I am five letter word that is under you.
If you remove my 1st letter, then I am over you.
If you remove my 1st and 2nd letters then I am all around you.

Who am I?

What can jump higher than a building?

A police officer was passing by when he saw a guy hiding. He walked up to him and genially asked, "What is your name?"

"Shut up!" the boy responded.

"Where are your manners?" asked the outraged police officer.

"Up that tree," said the boy discourteously, directing to a neighbouring tree.

You're looking for trouble, aren't you?" said the police officer.

"No, trouble is looking for me!" the boy answered solemnly.

Why is the boy behaving like this?