Take away my first letter, then take away my second letter. Then take away the rest of my letters, yet I remain the same. What am I?

A California farmer owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner calls the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to buy. The farmer knows the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?

A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?

What has many teeth, but cannot bite?

What 5-letter word typed in all capital letters can be read the same upside down?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

Who are the happiest people in IPL match?

On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

Forwards I am heavy, backward I am not. What am I?

What can go up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?