What is greater than gold but cannot be bought. it can never be sold and can earn if its sought. though it can be broken, it can still be fixed. for by birth it can't start nor by death it is ended.what am i?

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?

who is silent in the parliament?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

Which country gets ill every time?

First, think of the colour of clouds. Next think the colour of snow. Last, think of the colour of the moon. Now, what do cows drink?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

What can you see in the middle of March and April that you can never see in any other month?

What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?