Why are televisions attracted to people?

On a bus, there is a 26-year-old pregnant lady.
A 30-year-old policeman.
A 52-year-old random woman.
And the 65-year-old driver.

Who is the youngest?

On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

Why did Navjot Singh Sidhu put the new January calendar in the freezer

I am five letter word that is under you.
If you remove my 1st letter, then I am over you.
If you remove my 1st and 2nd letters then I am all around you.

Who am I?

I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?

What has one eye, but can’t see?

I can be made.
I can be cracked.
I can be told.
I can be played.

Who am I?

Rearrange the letters in "new door" to make one word.

What do you think with the below Picture ?