Why are televisions attracted to people?

Which city is three-fifths chick two third cat and 50% goat?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

There are three houses in a straight row. One is red, one is blue, and one is white. The red house is left of the middle. The blue house is right of the middle. Where's the white house?

I cannot talk, but I always reply when spoken to. What am I?

Which fur should we be getting from the Lion?

My friends called me Iron59 because my parents are a chemist and a mathematician. What is my real name?

I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?

How is the moon similar to a dollar?

Which country gets ill every time?