Why are televisions attracted to people?

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

A blonde put eyeliner on her head. Why?

Why do people go to bed?

What can you serve, but never eat?

The horse jumps over the king.
Strangely there is absolutely no scratch on him.

Can anyone explain, how is this possible?

What is greater than gold but cannot be bought. it can never be sold and can earn if its sought. though it can be broken, it can still be fixed. for by birth it can't start nor by death it is ended.what am i?

John left on a horse on Thursday , was gone for two days, and came back on Thursday after completing his work. How did that happen?

I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?