Why are televisions attracted to people?

What has hands, but can’t clap?

A bank customer had $100 in his account. He then made 6 withdrawals. He kept a record of these withdrawals, and the balance remaining in the account, as follows:

Withdrawals Balance left
$50 $50
$25 $25
$10 $15
$8 $7
$5 $2
$2 $0
----- -----
$100 $99

Why are the Totals not tallying?

What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?

Which city is three-fifths chick two third cat and 50% goat?

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

I know a country, If you remove the last alphabet of its name, it will become a part of your body. Do you name it?

On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

Mr Red Lives in the red house.
Mr Green Lives in the greenhouse.
Mr Yellow Lives in the yellow house.

Who lives in the Whitehouse?

A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?