Why are televisions attracted to people?

What has hands, but can’t clap?

The measurement of time, That can't be found on a clock, But can be looked upon on a map.

Who is He ?

On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

I am sure no one can have two things for dinner. what are they?

Take number 1000 and then add 20 to it.
Now add 1000 one more time.
Now add 30.
Now add 1000 one more time.
Now add 40.
Now add 1000 one more time.
Now add 10.

What is the total?

Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?

How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

Through your logical capabilities, can you make 7 an even?

How many words can a pen with half refill write?