Why are televisions attracted to people?

Mr Red Lives in the red house.
Mr Green Lives in the greenhouse.
Mr Yellow Lives in the yellow house.

Who lives in the Whitehouse?

On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

John is the son of Jacob.
So,
Jacob is the_____of John's father?

Can you solve the below algebraic mathematical equation?

(J+O+I+N+T)3 = JOINT

A bomb exploded in a room full of married couples and no one died. How?

I have no doors but I have keys, I have no rooms but I have space, you can enter but you can’t leave! What am I?

You’ll find me on Mercury, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, and Uranus. But never Neptune, or Venus. What am I?

Most people think of me as money. But when they find me in the water, they won’t get any money out of me. What am I?

I am five letter word that is under you.
If you remove my 1st letter, then I am over you.
If you remove my 1st and 2nd letters then I am all around you.

Who am I?