On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

An infinite number of mathematicians are standing behind a bar. The first asks the barman for half a pint of beer, the second for a quarter pint, the third an eighth, and so on. How many pints of beer will the barman need to fulfill all mathematicians' wishes?

Why do people go to bed?

What is the probability of getting five Mondays in a 31-day month?

A California farmer owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner calls the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to buy. The farmer knows the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?

How many minutes are there in Feb 2017?

Note: The shortest answer is the correct answer.

I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business.

I don't get anymore wetter, no matter how much rain falls on me.

The day before yesterday I was 25 and the next year I will be 28. This is true only one day in a year. What day is my birthday?

It's pretty hard to give up.
If you remove a part of it, you will be left with a bit.
Even if you remove another part, the bit still remains.
Remove one more and it still remains.

What is it?