Why are televisions attracted to people?

1. What does:
TIM JOB
represent?

2. What does:
MO_ _
represent?

A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat. How did the dog do it?

With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?

Here is a conversation between a couple who both are software professionals.

Husband: Hey! What is your date of birth?
Wife Replied Angrily: It is 591062400
Husband after doing some calculations replied, "Got It".

What is the DOB of the wife?

What do you think with the below Picture ?

How could a baby fall out of a twenty-story building onto the ground and live?

As you can see that fifteen matches have been used to form an arrangement. What you have to do is remove any six of them to make them ten.

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

A newspaper is supposed to have 60 pages, but pages 24 and 41 are missing.
Which other pages won't be there?