Why are televisions attracted to people?

How far can you walk into the woods?

I welcome the day with a show of light, I stealthily came here in the night. I bathe the earthy stuff at dawn, But by noon, alas! I'm gone.

Its something that each of us devours,
Not just us but birds, beats, trees, and flowers,
Frets iron and nibbles steel,
Toil hard stones to meal,
Exterminates king, collapse town,
And blows the mountains down.

John can eat 27 chocolates in an hour, Jacob can eat 2 chocolates in 10 minutes, and Jolly can eat 7 chocolates in 20 minutes. How long will it take them to share and eat a box of 120 chocolates whilst playing Chess?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

A cat had three kittens: Snophy, Topsy and Jorden. What was the mother's name?

How can you make the following equation true by drawing only one straight line: 5+5+5=550 ?

How can you make a TV, a bed, a dog, and a car liquid?

There are five vowels (a, e, i, o, u) in the English language.
Can you tell us a word that contains all these vowels?