John killed hundreds of people mercilessly and yet the police were not able to put her behind the bars. Why?

Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

You are on a Boat in the mid of a river. You have two cigarettes with you. One of these two you have to light, how will you light the cigarette?

What part of Turkey has the most feathers?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?

Why do you find that most of the buildings are deprived of the 13th floor?

Mr Red Lives in the red house.
Mr Green Lives in the greenhouse.
Mr Yellow Lives in the yellow house.

Who lives in the Whitehouse?

Which is the rope you never skip with?

What is greater than gold but cannot be bought. it can never be sold and can earn if its sought. though it can be broken, it can still be fixed. for by birth it can't start nor by death it is ended.what am i?