Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

I was speeding and ran through a stop sign, yet two traffic officers who were there do nothing about it.

why?

How many points are there on the globe where, by walking one mile south, then one mile east and then one mile north, you would reach the place where you started?

What always comes into a house through the keyhole?

Let's play a word game. Following are some meaningless words that can be completed by adding random letters on either side of the word.

For example, the word "rdo" can be formed into "pardon".

Using the same technique, can you complete the given words?
ecalc
airb
rinci
tibac
uidel
gorit
igna
eyho

Find three numbers such that When we multiply three numbers, we will get the prime numbers. The difference between the second and the first number is equal to the third and second.

Solve the equation by replacing the alphabet with numbers.

MOM + MOM + NO = BOOK=

What does below Rebus mean ?

esgg sgeg gegs gsge

On a magical land of Mexico , all the animal in the land are rational.

There are 10 tigers and one goat.
Tiger can eat goat but since it's a magical land , the tiger who eats the goat , turns into goat and then can be eaten by the remaining tiger(s).

If we leave them for some time then how many goat and tiger will be there , when we come back ?

A shepherd had 18 sheep, out of which, all but ten died.

Can you tell us how many sheep was he left with?