Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

What can you see in the middle of March and April that you can never see in any other month?

Your job is to measure 45 minutes if you have only two cords and matches to light the cords.

1. The two cords are twisted from various materials, so their different segments can burn at different rates.
2. Each cord burns from end to end in exactly one hour.

Describe your way of measuring the 45 minutes.

What does an Island and the letter T have in common?

As easy as you can get into me, it is as hard to get out of me.

Do you know what I am?

My first is in chocolate but not in ham. My second is in cake and also in jam. My third at tea time is easily found. Altogether, this is a friend who is often around. What is it?

Two friends were betting. One said to the other, "The coin will be flipped twenty times and each time the coin lands on the head, I will give you $2 and each time it lands on the tale, you will give me $3." After flipping the coin twenty times not a single penny was exchanged among them.

How many times did the coin land on heads?

A bomb goes off.
Carnage.
One person, only a few feet away, survives! How can this be?

What can jump higher than a building?

What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?