Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

A police officer was passing by when he saw a guy hiding. He walked up to him and genially asked, "What is your name?"

"Shut up!" the boy responded.

"Where are your manners?" asked the outraged police officer.

"Up that tree," said the boy discourteously, directing to a neighbouring tree.

You're looking for trouble, aren't you?" said the police officer.

"No, trouble is looking for me!" the boy answered solemnly.

Why is the boy behaving like this?

What building has the most stories?

What can go up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?

What is represented by this BrainBat Pattern?

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A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?

How can you make a TV, a bed, a dog, and a car liquid?

What's the best place to go shopping in the ocean?

I am never scared but became petrified and can’t live in a house but would die to make one. What am I?