Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?

When it's bad luck to meet a black cat?

You are on a Boat in the mid of a river. You have two cigarettes with you. One of these two you have to light, how will you light the cigarette?

Bay of Bengal is in which state?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

What does an Island and the letter T have in common?

I am five letter word that is under you.
If you remove my 1st letter, then I am over you.
If you remove my 1st and 2nd letters then I am all around you.

Who am I?

If two's company, and three's a crowd, then whats four and five ?

A bomb exploded in a room full of married couples and no one died. How?