Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

I am a type of room you cannot enter or leave. Raised from the ground below, I could be poisonous or a delicious treat. What am I?

John is the son of Jacob.
So,
Jacob is the_____of John's father?

Why did Navjot Singh Sidhu put the new January calendar in the freezer

They are the five precious gems of an everyday sort and all can be found on a Tennis Court. Who are they?

A father is locked up in jail. His wife has gone bankrupt. Their male child has to sell his hotel in order to gain some money. Yet their girl child does not care and is quite happy.

How can someone be so rude?

A sea diver is a real show-off. He showed everyone that he can hold his breath underwater for 15 minutes.

I went to the diver and told him that I can be underwater for double the time i.e 30 minutes.
He responded that he will give me 100$ if I would be able to do it. I won 100$.

What did I do?

Why are all black people so quick ?

Forwards I am heavy, backward I am not. What am I?