Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

What has hands, but can’t clap?

In a picnic session, a footballer was practicing. During his play, he busted lips and ears and broke ribs and thighs. However, he was still able to play a professional match on the very next day.



How can this be possible?

I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?

When we see 2 but call 10?

Why do people go to bed?

A fresh card pile is taken out of a box (the pile has 54 cards including 2 jokers). One joker is taken out and then the cards are shuffled for a good amount of times. After shuffling, two piles are made by dividing that one pile.



What is the possibility that one of the piles will have a card sequence from A to K in order?

Can you name an animal whose killing cannot be performed without spilling your own blood?

I am five letter word that is under you.
If you remove my 1st letter, then I am over you.
If you remove my 1st and 2nd letters then I am all around you.

Who am I?

By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?