Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?

On a bus, there is a 26-year-old pregnant lady.
A 30-year-old policeman.
A 52-year-old random woman.
And the 65-year-old driver.

Who is the youngest?

Prove that twice of ten is the same as twice of eleven.

The barber of Town shaves all men living in the town. No man living in the town is allowed to shave himself. The barber lives in that town. Who then shaves the barber of the town?

Take away my first letter, then take away my second letter. Then take away the rest of my letters, yet I remain the same. What am I?

In one of the popular batman series movie "Batman Forever", there was a riddle that goes like "Tear me off and then scratch my head and I was red then and now I am back. Who am I?

What can go up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?

How is the moon similar to a dollar?

who is silent in the parliament?