Why Wine Glass Stem is so long?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

Can you count the number of seconds in a year?

Clue: You need to bother about calculation.

1. How can we put an elephant in the refrigerator?
2. How can we put a Giraffe in a refrigerator?
3. The king of the jungle invites all the animals to a party everyone comes except for one animal, which animal?
4. You come to a crocodile-infested lake, you can't go around it, you can't co under it and you can't go over it, how do you get across?

Which country gets ill every time?

When is the top of a mountain similar to a savings account?

A bomb exploded in a room full of married couples and no one died. How?

An artist while painting a scenic beauty, decides to paint three layers of blue colour on the sky.

Which layer will go on the first?

How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

You bought me for dinner but never eat me. What am I?