Why Wine Glass Stem is so long?

Can you find the missing number in the third row?
35 20 14
27 12 18
5 2 ?

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

I left my campsite and hiked south for 3 miles. Then I turned east and hiked for 3 miles. I then turned north and hiked for 3 miles, at which time I came upon a bear inside my tent eating my food! What colour was the bear?

In the given figure, move three matchsticks so that the resulting figure contains two rectangles.

What three numbers, none of which is zero, give the same result whether they’re added or multiplied?

Can you write down eight eights so that they add up to one thousand?

I got a bee but no honey.
got an eye but am still blind.
got a sea but no water.
got a tea but no coffee.
got a why but no answer.

What Am I?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

The following four words might seem abrupt to you. But you can make them meaningful by just adding vowels.
RDSH
GGPLNT
TMT
NN

Hint: All of them are vegetables.