What has a ring but no finger?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

81 x 9 = 801. What must you do to make the this equation true?

What kind of band never plays music?

Who are the happiest people in IPL match?

Where do fish keep their money?

A cat had three kittens: Snophy, Topsy and Jorden. What was the mother's name?

What can you serve, but never eat?

A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?