A sea diver is a real show-off. He showed everyone that he can hold his breath underwater for 15 minutes.

I went to the diver and told him that I can be underwater for double the time i.e 30 minutes.
He responded that he will give me 100$ if I would be able to do it. I won 100$.

What did I do?

Can you count the number of seconds in a year?

Clue: You need to bother about calculation.

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

1. How can we put an elephant in the refrigerator?
2. How can we put a Giraffe in a refrigerator?
3. The king of the jungle invites all the animals to a party everyone comes except for one animal, which animal?
4. You come to a crocodile-infested lake, you can't go around it, you can't co under it and you can't go over it, how do you get across?

who is silent in the parliament?

Why is the longest human nose just 11 inches?

How many words can a quill made with the feather of a pigeon write with a 100ml bottle of black ink?

What country can make you shiver?

What kind of band never plays music?

It has horns but can’t beep. It is like to bleat but It is not a sheep. What is it?