A sea diver is a real show-off. He showed everyone that he can hold his breath underwater for 15 minutes.

I went to the diver and told him that I can be underwater for double the time i.e 30 minutes.
He responded that he will give me 100$ if I would be able to do it. I won 100$.

What did I do?

I am never scared but became petrified and can’t live in a house but would die to make one. What am I?

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?

I have no doors but I have keys, I have no rooms but I have space, you can enter but you can’t leave! What am I?

Which fur should we be getting from the Lion?

Why is the longest human nose just 11 inches?

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

The current time can be represented by below textual rebus.

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Can you tell us the current time?

A police officer was passing by when he saw a guy hiding. He walked up to him and genially asked, "What is your name?"

"Shut up!" the boy responded.

"Where are your manners?" asked the outraged police officer.

"Up that tree," said the boy discourteously, directing to a neighbouring tree.

You're looking for trouble, aren't you?" said the police officer.

"No, trouble is looking for me!" the boy answered solemnly.

Why is the boy behaving like this?

What is red and smells like blue paint?