Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards.

A Child was born in Lahore, Pakistan. Still, the child is not a Pakistani citizen. why?

Can you identify the direction in which this bus is moving; left or right?

Hint: The bus is moving on the roads of London.

You are presented with three boxes. One of them has a red ball inside and the other two have a black ball inside each of them. You are asked to pick up the one with red ball and you pick one. Now, one of the other boxes is opened and it is found to have a black ball.

You are presented with a chance to change your box with the one that is left closed. Will you change your box? Why or why not?

I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

A cricket has 6 legs, a squirrel has 4 legs and a spider has 8 legs.

In a local zoo, it was found that the total number of legs is 612. Also, there are equal number of each of the above animals/insects.

Can you find out how many animals are there in the zoo?

There are five vowels (a, e, i, o, u) in the English language.
Can you tell us a word that contains all these vowels?