Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

Can you start the fire using two pieces of wood?

Thomas has missed an excessive number of days of school, so he must meet with Principal Davis. Mr. Davis asks him "Why on Earth have you missed so many days?" Thomas replies "There just isn't enough time for school. I need 8 hours of sleep a day, which adds up to about 122 days a year. Weekends off is 104 days a year. Summer vacation is about 60 days. If I spend about an hour on each meal, that's 3 hours a day or 45 days a year. I need at least 2 hours of exercise and relaxation time each day to stay physically and mentally fit, adding another 30 days. Add all of that up and you get about 361 days. That only leaves 4 days for school." The principal knows Thomas is full of it, but can't figure out why. Where is Thomas going wrong?

In the following picture, E is going to slide the object down and as per the terrain and the physics, the round object is going to travel all the way till the end. Now, can you analyze who all people will die when it happens?

Can you write down eight eights so that they add up to one thousand?

If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

I came first on earth but second on the heaven.
I also came twice in a week but found just once in a year.
I stay away from months but you can find me in February.

What am I?

A sundial has the fewest moving parts of any timepiece. Which has the most?

How many cubic feet of dirt are in a hole of one foot deep, three feet long, and two feet wide?

what does the below rebus mean?