Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

What is the word or phrase below?
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Why do you find that most of the buildings are deprived of the 13th floor?

When it is alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands. What is it?

I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?

There are forty elephants and they have forty-fore heads. How can this be possible?

Kohli and Dhoni decided to have a paintball match.
Kohli told Dhoni, "Sir it is not right as you got thrice the paintballs I have".

Dhoni instantly gives Kohli 10 hit paintballs.
Kohli replied, "Sir, I believe you still have twice the paintballs than I have".

Dhoni gives "?" more paintballs to Kohli.
Kohli replied, "Sir it is even now, Let us have a match".

What is "?".

You have 1023 apples and 10 bags. You have to distribute these apples in these 10 bags in any way you choose. But when I ask for a certain number of apples you have to give them in terms of bags without transferring the apples from other bags. How do you distribute the apples?

Can you solve the rebus below?

Prove that the below maths equation is true.

8 + 8 = 91