Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's ?

What building has the most stories?

You bought me for dinner but never eat me. What am I?

I cry without having a voice.
I fly without having wings.
I bite without having teeth.
I whisper without a mouth.

Who am I?

A man is walking down a road with a basket of eggs. As he
is walking he meets someone who buys one-half of his eggs
plus one-half of an egg.
He walks a little further and meets another person who buys
one-half of his eggs plus one-half of an egg.
After proceeding further he meets another person who buys
one-half of his eggs plus one half an egg. At this point, he
has sold all of his eggs, and he never broke an egg.
How many eggs did the man have to start with?

If a wheel has 54 spokes, how many spaces are there between the spokes?

Name a key which is hardest to turn.

There are forty elephants and they have forty-fore heads. How can this be possible?

I am a type of food that is often found in the fridge and can be white in colour. What I am?
Hint 1: I am a dairy product.
Hint 2: You can spread me on the bread.