Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

A cat had three kittens: Snophy, Topsy and Jorden. What was the mother's name?

Can you name an animal whose killing cannot be performed without spilling your own blood?

Prove that twice of ten is the same as twice of eleven.

If Japan and Panama decided to merge into a single country, probably people will name it Japanama.

Can you think of two more such country's unions that could produce similar names like Japanama by overlapping their three letters?

What's the only room from which no one can enter or leave

I got a bee but no honey.
got an eye but am still blind.
got a sea but no water.
got a tea but no coffee.
got a why but no answer.

What Am I?

In a picnic session, a footballer was practicing. During his play, he busted lips and ears and broke ribs and thighs. However, he was still able to play a professional match on the very next day.



How can this be possible?

How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?