Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

What kind of band never plays music?

Which fur should we be getting from the Lion?

Why is it very easy to weigh a fish?

Why is Saturday stronger than Monday?

There was once a college that offered a class on probability applied to the real world. The class was relatively easy, but there was a catch. There were no homework assignments or tests, but there was a final exam that would have only one question on it. When everyone received the test paper it was a blank sheet of paper with a solitary question on it: 'What is the risk?'.Most students were able to pass, but only one student received 100% for the class! Even stranger was that he only wrote down one word!
What did he write?

What kind of band never plays music?

Which alphabet is a part of our body?

The barber of Town shaves all men living in the town. No man living in the town is allowed to shave himself. The barber lives in that town. Who then shaves the barber of the town?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?