Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

Solve the riddle below:

If a Chicken says, 'All chickens are liars" is the chicken telling the truth?

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

Why is it very easy to weigh a fish?

Which is the rope you never skip with?

Which wheel of car does not rotate when you turn your car right?

Do you know who was buried in John's tomb?

What is both possible and impossible at the same time?

The Little ant seems to be always confused. Do you know why?

The peacock is a bird that does not lay eggs. How do they get baby peacocks?