Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees that the man next to him is extremely rich. He turns to the rich man and says to him, 'I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.'
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, 'I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it.'
The rich man laughs again and says, 'OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?'
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.

What song did he sing? A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says to him, 'I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.' The rich man laughs. The poor man says, 'I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it.' The rich man laughs again and says, 'OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?' The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich. What song did he sing?

Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?

Which alphabet is a part of our body?

I got a bee but no honey.
got an eye but am still blind.
got a sea but no water.
got a tea but no coffee.
got a why but no answer.

What Am I?

Can you move from MANILA to UGANDA in the shortest time? You need to follow the below rules:
Rule 1: You can change up to 3 alphabets at a time.
Rule 2: New words must be of 6 alphabets.
Rule 3: The new word formed must be a country or capital.

what does this picture(rebus) riddle means ?

Which fur should we be getting from the Lion?

Most people think of me as money. But when they find me in the water, they won’t get any money out of me. What am I?

Which is the rope you never skip with?