If two's company, and three's a crowd, then whats four and five ?

1. Where does Easter come from before Valentine's Day?

2. Do you know what is in the middle of Valentine's?

3. What did the lady bee say to the man bee on the occasion of Valentine's Day

What is the centre of gravity?

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?

A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?

A cat had three kittens: Snophy, Topsy and Jorden. What was the mother's name?

Which city is three-fifths chick two third cat and 50% goat?

I am never scared but became petrified and can’t live in a house but would die to make one. What am I?