If two's company, and three's a crowd, then whats four and five ?

What is the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?

What does a man do only once in his lifetime, but women do once a year after they are 29?

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

I have no doors but I have keys, I have no rooms but I have space, you can enter but you can’t leave! What am I?

What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?

Forwards I am heavy, backward I am not. What am I?

Can you name an animal whose killing cannot be performed without spilling your own blood?

A police officer was passing by when he saw a guy hiding. He walked up to him and genially asked, "What is your name?"

"Shut up!" the boy responded.

"Where are your manners?" asked the outraged police officer.

"Up that tree," said the boy discourteously, directing to a neighbouring tree.

You're looking for trouble, aren't you?" said the police officer.

"No, trouble is looking for me!" the boy answered solemnly.

Why is the boy behaving like this?

81 x 9 = 801. What must you do to make the this equation true?