If two's company, and three's a crowd, then whats four and five ?

On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

Buy me, smell me or deliver me, I do not change.

Who am I?

We know that money can be names differently for the purpose it is used for. Some of the examples of money given at following places or for following activities:

In temple = Daan
In school = Fees
During marriage = Dowry
For divorce = Alimony
Paying government = Tax
In court = Fine
Employer to employee = Salary
To kidnappers = Ransom
For illegal reason = Bribe
To civil servant retirees = Pension

Do you know what do we call the money a husband gives to his wife?

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

Why is the longest human nose just 11 inches?

What does an Island and the letter T have in common?

Different lights make me strange by changing me into different sizes. What am I?

It has horns but can’t beep. It is like to bleat but It is not a sheep. What is it?