When we see 2 but call 10?

It has horns but can’t beep. It is like to bleat but It is not a sheep. What is it?

Why do you find that most of the buildings are deprived of the 13th floor?

A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

When it's bad luck to meet a black cat?

When does a USA Potato change its nationality?

I can turn polar bears white.
I can make anyone dance.
I can make everyone cry
I can make your hands clap
I can make you thin.
I can make you smile.
I can make you smile

Can you guess the riddle?

What is Luis Suarez's (Soccer Player) favorite tea?

how come the second man dies?